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Inhabited by a Chicken

Zinburger Chicken Sandwich

Ladies and Gentlemen, I hereby present to you the Buffalo Chicken sandwich that entered my body and immediately inhabited every square inch of my stomach for ten hours (and counting). After digesting the meal, I felt like I was being haunted by the delicious chicken that gave its life so that I could eat it.

I have officially found the solution to world hunger: Give one Zinburger Buffalo Chicken Sandwich with Pepperjack Cheese and Ranch Dressing to every starving person and they won’t be hungry for at least thirty-seven fortnights.

I think I need a tapeworm to create some space in my tummy.

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