Nearly two months after suffering the horrible, grueling death of my laptop and enduring through the inadequate replacement, I’ve finally gotten a new machine in my possession. In addition to getting a brand new machine, the Apple store manager also saw fit to upgrade me with:
- a NEW 3-year warranty that’ll probably get me a new laptop in 2 years
- a NEW, SHINY LED lit screen that’s bright enough to light up Poughkeepsie, NY at midnight
- a NEW, SHINY, QUICK 320gb Hard drive that can adequately store all infinity digits of pi
- a NEW, SHINY, QUICK, FAST Processor
Now that I’m back on track with a decent computer, let the updates resume!!