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The Daring Deer

Don't Stand There, Deer!

Dear Deer,

I came home last week and saw you standing in my front lawn as if you were a member of my family. I especially took offense when I flashed my headlights at you to make you go away and you defiantly stood there, challenging me to a stand-off. You might recall that after our 30 second standoff, I opened my car door and you sprinted away in fear.

Yup— I showed you who’s the boss!

You fearful deer. Please tell your peers to steer clear of my air, otherwise prepare for a scare!

Love, Your Friend,

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