I Think I Rented a Stolen Car…
I just returned from a four day adventure in Los Angeles with my compadre Jordan and it started in the most riveting (bad) way. I travel a lot, so…
Diet to the Extreme
When I was a teenager, I ate everything and didn’t gain a pound. When I was in my 20’s, I ate everything and gained a few pounds, but then I…
I can’t Believe Judy’s Gone!
In 1969, I was negative sixteen years old and Eddy Howell released a hit song that began with the lyrics, “when you told me she was going, I couldn’t believe…
My Tesla Model X Named Judith
In March 2016 I found out that Tesla came out with their Model X car and my local showroom had one. I saw it and liked it, but left it…
The Five Dollar Challenge
Can you turn $5 into $100 in two weeks?? Well, I know some people who can, and they’re my kids! Well, not kids that I own, but kids that I…
Weird Beard
Remember my beard experiment? Well, it’s over now… I thought that I would be very uncomfortable with facial hair, but I didn’t mind it at all. My level of comfort…
I Made a Song!
In my head, I’m a rapper/producer. I don’t have a rap name, but if I did, it would be “MetalGearLiquid” or “Ampersand&.” But even though I’ve only officially made one…
Don’t Overdo It: My Dead iPhone X
“Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.” This is a terrible quote! Don’t make the same mistake as I did and actually take it seriously. Here’s what happened… I had a…
A Solo Retreat to the Happiest Place
I went on a retreat. By myself. To Disney World. Weirdest “retreat” ever? Indeed! Retreats are amazing…well, at least my definition of a retreat. The Geremy™ definition of a retreat…
My Stellar Kids
When my brother was 5, I hated going to his little league games because the parents would sit in the stands and boast about how their kid was better than…
Lab 2
You remember my lab, right? No? Well, let me remind you… Seven years ago, I converted one of the rooms of my investment property into an office that I called…
Five Years After Buying a Car Online
In 2012, I made an $80,000 online purchase for a product that didn’t exist yet. That product was a Tesla Model S and the entire experience was pretty nerve-racking from…
A Mug Predicted My Future
I got this mug as a gift and I love it because it summarizes my expectations for 2018. On one side of the mug it says, “The Best Year Ever”…
I Sold My Dream House!!
After 10 years of being a landlord and a homeowner, I’ve ended that chapter to move on to greater and more massive things. Although I’ve owned the house for ten…
Happy New Beard!
Ever since I started growing facial hair at the age of 7, I’ve shaved every 2-3 days. I’ve never had any significant facial hair in my life, but that’s not…
An Unlikely “Shot” with Mercedes
When I was in 5th grade, I asked the most popular girl in the grade to go with me. If you’re not familiar with 90’s sayings, “would you go with…
