Daily Life

I spent 29 wonderful years of my life living with my four housemates who I called “Mumsie,” “Pops,” “Sistren” and “Brotherman.” Although I had many opportunities to move out on…

Drive to work, do office work, drive to house, do handyman work, drive home, sleep, **repeat everyday for a month**. My full-time job didn’t really allow for several weeks of…

“Mister Geremy, I’m sorry, I won’t have this months’ rent, or next month’s, or the next month’s because my car didn’t have gas this morning.” This was the phone call that I received from my newest tenant who had been living in my apartment for a month and a half….

What do you get when you combine an irresponsible tenant, a comprehensive IRS audit, three curious township inspectors, and an inconsistent web server that threatens the existence of your online…

By far, the most common question that I receive from those who are familiar with my lawnmower incident is: “how’s your foot doing?!” Therefore, I’ve decided to publicly answer the…

On Friday night, I was driving home when I pulled into a parking lot to get a bottle of water from my trunk. As I got out of the car,…

Me: “That toy hamster looks so real!” Them: “Geremy, it is real…and it’s yours! Surprise!!” This is the conversation that took place on the Friday night when my kiddies surprised…

I spotted this while backing out of the driveway this morning. This is why our neighbors think that we’re weird…because my family thinks that it’s perfectly normal to have a…

I once heard that silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone, so since 2010 I’ve made it my mission to loudly acknowledge those who wish me a Happy Birthday on…

It is no secret that I’m an Apple loyalist– in fact, I own the majority of current Apple products and i’ve used Apple as the inspiration for a shirt that…

This is one of the medications that I’m taking and it has a possible side effect of “…[it] may cause diarrhea…Diarrhea may occur weeks to months after taking the drug.”…

On Saturday I took my trusty lawnmower out to cut the grass of my investment property and as I was finishing the job, it stubbornly refused to move forward. While…

When it came to haircuts, I was satisfied with my biweekly Saturday routine that I’ve faithfully adhered to since 2003. It was simple: drive for 33 minutes to the barbershop,…

Happy 2013! I am one month into the year and everything has been going wonderfully! My outlook on my year has been great because I made the choice to place…

As I prepare to move into 2013, I wanted to take a final look back on my personal highlights of 2012. I’ve edited these moments into one “Facebook Timeline” style…

…literally! Two months ago I was blessed with the opportunity to test drive a Tesla Model S—the world’s first mass-produced, fully electric supercar. Shortly after entering this phenomenal car and…

The next episode of “Geremy’s Peculiar Week” has been finished for about three weeks now, but it has not been released due to the fact that I am an obsessive…

In October of 2010, my life became a lot more productive when I hired a new personal assistant who handled all of the mundane, tedious tasks that I didn’t want…

On Friday I completed yet another exciting year of my life and now I’m 27 years old! The most exciting part of being 27 is the fact that I am…

I attempted one of the most dangerous stunts of my adult life and I lived to tell about it! Many people tried to get me to avoid this “stunt” because…

I am in the midst of one of the most challenging, yet interesting, tasks that I’ve undertaken in my life. The best part is that this “challenge” is something that…

First I got an idea for a project to work on. Then I started to work on that project. Then I started to get more ideas. Then I started to…

Unlike most males in America, I already have my entire wedding planned out in extreme detail. This is not because I am anxious to get married, but rather because I…

On March 20, 2006 I purchased an XMods 1967 Chevry Camaro remote controlled toy car and posted these pictures of it onto my Flickr account: Fast forward to December 30,…

Late night in my den, burning the midnight oil!