Daily Life

Someone’s playing a cruel joke on me–or at least that’s the only way to explain this strange phenomenon that’s been occurring. Every morning from Monday to Wednesday I’ve seen a…

Last night I went to the IZOD Center to see the Nets reduce the Hawks to utter ruin. Midway through the Hawks’ comedic performance on the court, my friend and…

Breaking News: Outer space isn’t the only place with craters…New Jersey has ’em too! On a peaceful friday night I was only my way home from a rousing night of…

Last Saturday, I was faced with the unfortunate circumstance of going to the hospital to visit my 6 year old brother. A high fever, a sore throat and some delirious…

I was changing into my swimming britches when my sister called out, “there is something swimming in the pool!” I jumped up and ran outside, prepared to slay the moose…

Last night I read for about 20 minutes before falling asleep at around 12:20am. This was supposed to be the time for me to unwind and prepare for another day…

I went to a bagel shop the other day and asked for….well…..a bagel. I would usually get a bagel with butter, but this time I thought I’d splurge and get…

On Saturday I boarded an elevator with my dad, destined for the third floor of the five floor building. This wasn’t the typical pushbutton type elevator that is typically used…

For Christmas of 2004, I asked for an Apple iMac—the cheapest Apple computer available at the time. I never actually thought that I’d get the Mac because it far exceeded…

I woke up at 7am this morning to take a walk around my neighborhood. Why? Because I’m random like that. I started west on my block, then I turned onto…

I meet an average of 2 new people each day, but most people forget about me within a week of the initial meeting. My goal is to be stuck in…

On Saturday, I spent 5 hours of my life (that I will never get back) at my sister’s college graduation. After 4 years of college and hundreds of thousands of…

After many bad experiences with my last dentist I decided to take the plunge and switch dentists. This “event” occurred 2 weeks ago, but because of all of the trauma…

With the whole Terri Schiavo drama going on, a lot of people are urging others to create a “living will” and distribute it to their families. Well, I’ll take it…

Friends and e-friends, it is my sad duty today to announce a death in my family. Out of the 4 other people who are part of this family, this death…

Bright and early tomorrow morning at 8:30am, I have to take a test in a class that requires me to have a functioning school-issued IBM laptop computer to take the…

As a result of all of the road salt that was brought on by “Snownami 2005,” I needed to get a car wash so that the color of my car…

It has been almost 5 days without a sign or trace of me—where have I been? Stuck in snow! On Saturday morning I went to the post office, but instead…

Early last week I joined a gym and Friday was my first workout. I didn’t join because I want to make people quiver at the sight of my muscular physique,…

On December 22, I woke up from my first session of sleep and was about to start the second session when I was woken up by my sister, whose birthday…

Dear Santa, They tried to convince me that you weren’t real but after this Christmas I have proof that you exist. In the past, I’ve always thanked my parents for…