Here’s a Ticket…You’ve Earned It!!
On Saturday morning I was unknowingly driving rather quickly down the highway when I recognized a police car quickly approaching. I thought “oh, let me pull aside to let him…
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On Saturday morning I was unknowingly driving rather quickly down the highway when I recognized a police car quickly approaching. I thought “oh, let me pull aside to let him…
On Sunday my family was given the esteemed pleasure of enduring a power failure in our neighborhood. I assumed that this outage would last a maximum of two hours, but…
Recently I came upon a very interesting iPhone application that uses the phone’s built-in sensors to track sleeping patterns. In addition, it also uses the alarm clock function to wake…
…so it seems to have snowed a little bit in my side of town.
Due to my recent injury the doctors told me that I shouldn’t attempt walk long distances without my walking boot, so I’ve been spending lots of time with my little…
On Monday, December 28th I decided to go to the gym to play a quick game of basketball and to take advantage of my mostly unused gym membership. To be…
There’s a burger joint called “Five Guys” that serves some absolutely delicious, caloriffic burgers and fries. When you chew each bite of your meal you can hear your arteries harden…
Happy September to you all! September is the time of the year when I reflect on my beginning-of-the-year goals to analyze whether I’m on track to accomplish them. Since I’m…
Humbly speaking, I believe myself to be a pretty smart guy, but I made an incredibly stupid decision that has greatly impacted my year. It all started on January 17,…
Two Saturdays ago I was driving home when I remembered a lonely $5 Starbucks giftcard that has been living in my wallet for the last five months. In an effort…
Someone forgot to inform me that a typical engagement ring does not cost less than $1,000. I was under the impression that I can purchase a beautiful 4 carat diamond…
Let’s start by breathing a sigh of relief for Geremy—“PHEW!!!” Today is April 16th–the day that follows the dreaded “Tax Deadline Day” in the United States. While many people across…
On Wednesday I joined an athletic club that cost the equivalent of a 2001 Honda Prelude each month in membership fees. Why would I invest such a great amount of…
At the beginning of the year I was extremely overzealous and decided to read one book a month. Now that we’re approaching the end of the year I am forced…
While in the process of reloading gigabytes of information onto my new computer I sifted through lots of data that I’ve diligently collected throughout the years. Two pieces of data…
I’m a huge Apple product connoisseur. Currently in my Apple product arsenal I own a Mac Pro, deceased 17″ Macbook Pro, Mac Mini, iPod Shuffle, iPod Touch, iPod Nano and…
Today marks the 4 month anniversary of the day that I pursued “the american dream” and bought a house. Closing day was a very bittersweet day–I was happy that I…
Since the age of 15, one of my goals in life has been to become a speaker at colleges across the planet. In preparation for this, I’ve written my first…
Question: How’s your soccer team doing? Answer: See below… While the red team celebrates their goal my team exhibits their complete disinterest in the game by giving each other piggy-back…
After buying two iPhones and selling them at a significant profit, I felt a void in my life–a void created by Apple. For months I searched and searched for ways…
My laptop wasn’t feeling too well so it had to go in for a 1.5 week surgery at the Apple store. Learning how to cope with an integral part of…
Last Sunday was my twenty-third birthday, but my quarter-life crisis began on Friday (8/1) and ended on Monday (8/4). When my mini-crisis began I began to panic that I was…
1994 – Little Rascals Corporation 1995 – LRC, Inc (Little Rascals Corporation went through a company restructuring) 1996 – Geremy’s Baseball Card Club 1997 – Gimme Lunch, Giv-you Dollar 2000…
Last weekend I picked up my cousin and we went to the house that I’m buying to clean up the place. There were people passing by who asked “are you…
Did you notice that I haven’t made a single post all weekend?? Oh, that’s because I was too busy walking a mile with a 26″ Schwinn Mountain bike with hydroformed…