Geremy’s Christmas List 2021

Last Updated:  May 9, 2023

This is a non-comprehensive list of items that I desire.  This list will be updated every time that I think of something else that I would like. Please note that I am not asking for anyone to purchase any of these things.  It is simply an ongoing list of things that I want but don’t need.  

For everyone asking what I would like for Christmas, the answer is nothing– I’m good.

  • A set of Continental ExtremeContact DWS06 Tires – (2) 265/35/22, and (2) 285/35/22. My car seems to eat tires for breakfast, lunch and dinner, so my car (named Hjackee) would love a new set of tires for the summer.
  • Amazing Cereal Bowls–  Specifically the Over and Back Porcelain Bowl Set, which are the most beautiful bowls that I’ve ever seen in my life.
  • Ubiquiti G4 Security Camera – There’s a weird fox and a family of interesting deer that are always hanging out in my backyard and this camera will make sure that I keep an eye on any funny-business that they’re up to.
  • Macbook Pro 16″ M1 Pro – My current laptop is getting a bit old, so it’s time to take it out to the back of the barn…
  • White Electric Clothes Dryer – My clothes dryer reminds me of myself when I was in 7th grade…it gets overwhelmed easily and takes long rests to recuperate.  Unfortunately, it chooses the most inconvenient times to rest…like on a Saturday night when I’m trying to quickly wash a white shirt to wear to church the following morning.  Also, my laundry room is on the second floor of my house, so unless I supernaturally figure out how to multiply my strength, I’ll probably need it to be delivered and installed.
  • Stainless Steel Refrigerator – A refrigerator that measures 35 to 35.5 inches across, up to 32 inches in depth, and 72 inches in height with a water dispenser, and an ice maker would be perfect.  
  • Ice Cream Scoop – An ice cream scoop with over 3,000 reviews on Amazon seems like something that I need in my life. If someone buys me this, then I will mail them ice cream.  I’m not kidding.  Ice cream will be placed in an envelope and mail to your house.  I’m not kidding.
  • Glass French Doors – Two glass french doors measuring 30×80 each, or one double door measuring 57×80 or 60×80 for my office door
  • Amazon Gift Card – I buy everything on Amazon, so Amazon Gift Cards are my main form of currency
  • Apple Wireless Magic Keyboard with Numeric Pad – For my iMac that is lacking a computer and mouse
  • Apple Magic TrackpadFor my iMac that is lacking a computer and mouse
  • Amazon Fire HD 8 Tablet – I’ve got this idea and I need an Amazon Fire tablet to make it work…possibly.
  • Amazon Fire HD 8 Tablet Wall Mount – The other half of the idea requires a wall mount to make it work…possibly
  • (8) Kwikset Milan Round Chrome Privacy Door Locks – For the 8 bathroom and bedroom doors in my house with gold knobs
  • (10) Kwikset Milan Round Chrome Passage Door Locks – For the 10 closet doors in my house with gold knobs
  • Value Pack of Door Hinges – I didn’t even know that chrome door hinges existed.  Now I suddenly want them in my life!
  • Genie Screw Drive Garage Door Opener – One of my garage door openers should file for unemployment because it’s not working
  • Cessna Citation X – Yes.