With the whole Schiavo drama going on, a lot of people are urging others to create a “living will” and distribute it to their families. Well, I’ll take it one step further—I’m not only letting my family know, but I’m also letting the entire internet know.
In the event that my invincibile/immortal abilities fade and I’m on a hospital bed losing life rapidly, LEAVE THE FEEDING TUBE IN ME.
Let me make this absolutely clear. If the feeding tube isn’t available, you may:
I don’t care what you have to do, just keep me alive. I won’t go without a fight.