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Held Hostage by a Door Knob

I’m not posting this entry because I want to, but because I have to.

I’m stuck inside of my bedroom because the door from my room cannot be opened from the inside. Early last week I noticed that the lock was going to cause a problem for me, so I went to The Home Depot and bought a new one. I put the lock on my kitchen table and intended to install it the following day. My mom, thinking that the sealed, shiny, unopened lock was garbage, threw the lock away and put the trash at the side of the road. This has got to be a conspiracy!

Right now it is 4:30 am and I just woke up from a 9 hour “nap,” but I can’t leave my room because I’m locked in. I can’t try to escape through the window because the house alarm is activated, and I can’t yell for someone to open the door because everyone is sleeping, so I am forced to spend my time writing this entry.

WWMD – What would McGuyver do??

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